10 Bro Codes You Ought to Abide By

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If you are not in the know about the existence of the sacred Bro Code that has silently been practised by cool men all over the world since time immemorial, but only recently acknowledged, then we treat you to it. The Bro Code, brought to light by the popular womanizer Barney Stinson from the TV sitcom, How I met your mother, is a series of one liner rules that anyone who calls himself a man ought to abide by.

1. Bros before hoes

Hoes is a term used for women you are interested in, barring wives, children and family. Friends, crushes, flings, girlfriends and such other women come 2nd on a Bro’s priority list after his other well trusted Bros. Cool men don’t let women get in the way of their friendship.

2. A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to any woman for any reason whatsoever

Never discuss about the Bro Code in the company of women and if they urge to tell you about it, change the topic.

3. A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro

That’s an act which is so gay that even gays don’t do it.

4. Bros don’t use umbrellas

Umbrellas are for women, raincoats for children and windcheaters for men. Never mix them up for it’s a question of your manhood.

5. A Bro never asks another Bro to come with him to the bathroom

That’s what girls do. Guys go alone, do the deed and return, for they have better things to do than gossip in the washroom and click pictures in front of mirrors.