10 Things You Should Never Say During Sex

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Messing up a great thing is not something we do on purpose, but we do it all the time. We do things or say things to spoil something that has been going great till then. It could be something we say or something we do that breaks the flow and acts as a jinx. Saying the wrong things while having sex can take the top spot in the worst goof ups you could have made. So what are the few things you should never ever say during sex?

1. Tell her that you were trying to pick up her friend

And that you ended up with her instead as her friend wouldn’t even look at you. You would be happy if you get out of bed without any injuries.

2. Moan someone else’s name

Even if you had just met her, it is better to keep your mouth shut than to moan someone else’s name in the heat of the moment. She’d probably leave you with a few choice words.

3. Tell her that her underwear looks like your mother’s.

It is not only the grossest thing you could ever say but also the creepiest. You can’t blame her if she never wants to see you again.

4. Tell her you are under medication

For a sexually transmitted disease and that you are sure that she can’t possibly get infected. Knowingly endangering someone’s health is a crime.

5. Tell her that you would like her to have our babies

Even if she does, she will be put off by this. Don’t wonder why, but it just works that way. If she asks for it, then say yes.