16 Funny Quotes About Love
Love is a feeling that people have been trying to define since time immemorial, but in vain. It is a concept that differs from person to person and when people look back on their experiences with love, they normally have a humorous take on it. Here are some funny anecdotes narrated by famous people from different walks of life that will crack you up. Share them and make merry.
1. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
– Albert Einstein
2. Only love can remove doubts, tears, fears and whatever you wear.
– Anonymous
3. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
– Woodrow Wyatt
4. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
– Albert Einstein
5. A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
– Anonymous
6. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
– Ambrose Bierce
7. If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years.
– Jay Leno
8. There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.
– Anonymous