25 Cheesy Pickup Lines to Never Use on a Woman

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One of the biggest mistakes men do in the very first stage of the dating game is the usage of pickup lines. Firstly, very few of them that are genuinely creative and decent enough to be used with a respected woman, work. Secondly, most of them are quite cheesy and corny in nature, hence they will invite the irritation of women and not their attention. Here are some of them that you should be wary of using.

1. As you walk by, you turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

3. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

4. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

5. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

6. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the room turned beautiful.

7. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

8. Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

11. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

13. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!