25 Cheesy Pickup Lines to Never Use on a Woman

14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

15. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

16. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

17. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

18. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

19. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

20. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

21. I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.

22. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

23. Do you want to live somewhere free of cost? Come live in my heart.

24. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

25. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.